Singles of the world unite
Yesterday Michelle and Ryan accompanyed me to a job interview at City Hall. This turned out to be an outing for us, the three singles who are craving for love.


Michelle and Nic


Ryan and Nic

We talked and talked about love. We talked about our ex(es) and how much we long for love, our ideas and prospectives of love. We talked and talked and sang songs all the way from esplanade to kallang. It's sad seeing so many couples behaving so intimately around there even though it is not valentine!

We also talked about the sex scandal of Tammy from NYP. I personally felt sad for her and I hope her boyfriend will be by her side, supporting her and help her pull through the incident.

And now, presenting the three singles up for grabs...


M1- Nicholas
(Fun loving, humourous, cute, caring, blur and innocent)
Criteria of partner: ????????????????????????????????


M2- Ryan
(Brave, macho, caring and easy going)
Criteria of partner: Loving, pretty, skinny and devoted


F1- Michelle
(Mature, down sided, innocent and understanding)
Criteria of partner: Mature, clean, loving and good listener

While stocks last!

Miss Sotong is ZIYI
On Thursday, both ZY and I received a call from Singapore Poly to go to an apitude test for a design course in that poly. We were very happy because both of us can go together.

That very day, she called me and asked about what to wear. She said she wanted to wear something creative but her mother ask her to wear like mature and simple. In the end, she decided to wear both creative and mature and simple.

I was meeting her at Westmall foodcourt on Friday afternoon and as expected, she was late. I think it's very difficult for someone so blur like her to be on time and from the pass experiences like class gathering, she is well known to be late.

When I saw her, I was like, Errerrrerrr....... it is not creative at all. Hey girl, you are going for interview for a design course and you dress till so common. Just for your information, she wore a white sleeveless T-shirt and a short blue skirt. She was holding a black colour plastic bag but one of the handle was broken. This is all because the two big portfolios in it are so-so heavy! She so kiasu! She not only brought her portfolio, but also all her certificates (more than 20) and a digital camera with about 10 pictures of her trophies and work in it! Imagine showing the interviewee the pictures in the camera one by one.

She saw me eating roasted meat and chicken meat rice and she said she was going to eat the same as me. But in the end, she came back with a plate of duck rice which look so different from mine and it is from another store. The funny part is that she thinks she is eating the same plate as mine.

As it was raining, I asked her if she is cold and she said it's so hot and the clothes she was wearing is the most "bao shou" one she ever had. I was like dot dot dot. To me, such outfit is already so revealing and she still complaint it of being "bao shou" or should I say erm decent.

At first, she told me she is the tour guide of SP and she frequently bring ppl around SP too see see. Then on the way, she called her friend from SP to ask the direction to the design block. I told her to follow the direction that the teacher in charge gave but she insist the route her friend instructed is faster. So I follow her after alighting the mrt. When we are in SP, she headed all the way left until about 15 minutes of walking and walking, I asked her where is the building. She anyhow point to me one building and claimed that that is the design block. Because my six sense tell me that that is not the block, I asked one passer-by and guess wat?? GUESS WAT??? The way is WRONG! We spend 15 minutes of walking and walking and now we are completely on the wrong way and we will be late. I ran and ran all the way back to the mrt station and turned right and within less than 5 minutes, we reached the design block! To think back, if I insist of going my direction at the beginning, we won't have to run like hell. Thank god, we weren't late. We arrived just in time for the apitude test cum interview.

The apitude test lasted for 2 hours followed by the interview. After the interview, she was supposed to head to Ngee Ann Poly for another interview for the FVS course. But because she was late and I don't want her to lost her way in such big campus like NP, I decided to hire a cab and go with her...


It's funny taking the cab with her alone for the first time and it was a silver mercedes cabbie. When we reached NP, there were signs that state FVS interview at block 56 level 6. So we followed the sign and reached block 56. On the way up in block 56, she asked a passer-by where is block 66. And the person pointed another building. So, we go down the stairs of block 56 and while heading for block 66, I scolded her and told her that she is suppose to go to block 56! Signs were all over the school which stated that the FVS interview is at block 56 and she wanted to go to block 66. It was sickening....therefore, I led her up to level 6 of block 56. Seeing her going into the interviewing room safe and sound and not very late, I was like PHEW!

If I didn't follow her to NP, she will be lost while heading for block 66. And by the time she reached block 56, it will be damm damm late.....midnight liao I guess.

Going out with ZIYI is tired, headache, sickening, unlucky but very very funny! Twink Twink.

Karaoke a disaster?
Went to KTV with my KTV mates AK and RX today. Think we gone too high...but afterall, KTV is meant to be high. If you not high then not fun le. It is something like clubbing, you can dance with the music or even imagine yourself like you are having your own mini concert.


Like everyone of you who goes to KTV, we were all very well-behaved and sit at the sofa in the beginning. But soon...


we were all getting (you know that Zhang Hui Mei's SONG?)

HIGH HIGH
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HIGH HIGH HIGH
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n HIGH n HIGH n HIGH n HIGH n HIGH...
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and PIANG!!!

The glass I was holding broke! Hoohoo, zhao gao le, die liao.

Hmm but don't worry! Nothing has happened. Just that RX whole leg was filled with the drink but the people in charge immediately come in and sweep away the glass pieces.

Farewell Steffenie!
Went to the Changi Airport to see Steffenie off. It's very sad sad sad. Seeing someone which you know for so many years going to another country for a long period, you will also feel very awkward. We use to see her everyday in school and go home together but now. no more le! No more le! She is off to USA and it's will be very long before we can see each other again!


Steff all set to board the plane. Take photo first!

And off she goes! Nic: SOB SOB SOB

An interview with NIC after she left.

Steff venture to USA is already sad enough for me. I hope the rest of my friends will not live me!

SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB!

It's all about HER and SHE
Sometimes, women just don't know how to appreciate the love, concern and care we men had for them. They are sometimes very ignorant, making the other party disappointed and sad.

Once, a man was good to a woman. However, the woman just don't feel that he will be so good to her and thought he has got motives in mind. The next thing you know was the woman scold the man because she suspects him of having motives.

Women these days are getting more and more mean. They are rude and this is the way they are. When they use certain words on you, they are meant to put you down. They think it's fun but when you, as a man got the chance to use back the same words on them, they felt very very offended and will scold you like hell.

If you look around you, you will notice that there is an increasing numbers of bitches around you. They are very sly(cunning). They are able to use all sorts of ways to get the things they want. They don't give a damm about other people. And it's such a letdown when I saw some man sticking to them like blue tags but actually to them, you are just a piece of shit which they can get advantage from.

After this, you won't be surprised to know that the population of homosexuals are so big here. Choosing a girlfriend is very important. You have to ask yourself if they are just fooling around, or perhaps they just want your money and advantages.

However, don't be mistakened. I have nothing against women but these are some things which I noticed. Then again, the women I mentioned above may only belong to a small population here and that means, my women readers are most probably not included. In addition, I am writing these not because Xiaxue did a men's version of this and write bad about this but because I felt like writing.

I am in a depressed mood now...

My good friend Steffenie is leaving for USA today. She will be there for 10 years to complete her studies. Steff, I wish you all the best in everything you do. I hope you will become a successful doctor and have a new make-over image when you come back. The folks back in Singapore will miss you. Please visit us soon. We will also go there visit you if time allows. Until then, take care!

SOB SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Low Class High Class
Some people cannot never be classy. They are always low class. Sometimes they make you cannot stand them. I am sure people working in the customer-oriented jobs should agreed with me that some customers are really very low class. Other people label them as cheap skate or kaisu. However, sometimes these low class people can be funny too. Hahaha! If you still haven't use the term high class and low class, start using them today. Here's something for you, enjoy!



What do most people think of me? Proud because I look down on certain people or because I am too over confident? NO NO, most people think that I am Friendly. Quite funny. Anyway, you can take the quiz about how you think about me here. If not, view the results here.

O levels result
Yes this is one of the most important result in life! It sort of determines what your future will be like. Going to school ain't good because I have to temporary dye my hair black. Worse, I have to wear that uniform. Result is supposed to be released at 2.30pm that day but guess what, the school only started giving us the results at 3.30pm after much talking and analysing how well we had done. It's terrible. Imaging sitting there for an hour just to wait for the result that determines your life.

I'll try to keep this post short. Anyway, in conclusion, my result is better than expected. This is the best result I had ever gotten in my seondary school life! I am qualify for JC too! The most shocking is english. As you can see from my blog, my english standard is so lousy and yet I managed to get good grade for it. Haha. Thank god.

Currently I am visiting almost every poly in Singapore and pondering over the courses that I should take. Initialy I thought if I didn't do well, I would go to La Salle SIA and study design and after graduating, I would take advanced diploma in business. But now that I got such an result, it's really hard for me to decide because many courses in poly seen so exciting.

To think back, I didn't expect myself to be more worry now on deciding the course to take than to go and take the result. Ahh! It's driving me crazy.

Put it aside, let's see where I go today...

At Peninsular Plaza, I got a first time in life experience of taking a car lift! Yes, you drive your car inside the lift and the lift will bring you and your car up to the carpark! It's amazing! You don't even had to come down of your car. All you have to do is to press the lift button and it will take your car up to the carpark. It's really really fun man! I shall pester my Dad to drive me to Peninsular Plaza in future just to be in that lift again!

I actually ended up with this new design from CROCS, it is the islander. This new design from CROCS is almost sold out in Singapore just after a few days it launched. It is very comfortable and if you have sweaty foot, this shoe/slipper is perfect because it won't leave a smell. Wa lao! This islander cost me $79.90 and the boss said that the price is going to raise soon. I bought a chocolate colour one. So if you wanna buy, don't buy same colour as me hor!

I was at my cousin's place playing some KIDs games like Game of Life and Bingo after shopping. I didn't want to reveal her face because I don't want to spoil her image.

NIC new layout
Let me see...This new layout means that I am going international. With readers from Singapore, Malaysia, USA, America, Taiwan, Canada and many other countries, I couldn't continue blogging in that colourful and childish old layout.

And also, you can't have XiaXue forever. It's a fad. Very soon her popularity will drop and whops! People like NicholasAPB will take over. Haha! I really don't see what's so attractive about her. She likes to bitch about many people and things. This is the same logic we see in Mediacorp. People like Zoe Tay and Li Nanxing are now being taken over by youngsters like Qi Yiwu and Joanne Peh. Oops! I guess I had been daydreaming too much! Me? International? Take over XiaXue? What kao!

Ladies and Gentlemen

See you guys tomorrow! (for the last time in life?)

Tomorrow take O level results liao. It's hard to stop thinking! This moment I felt so nervous and scare but the next moment I felt so bo chap (heck care). Ryan is watching comedy movies, Chewling is chatting on the phone all day with XX, Michelle is going for spa and facial and Joey is playing games, all for the sick of trying to forget about tomorrow, to keep the nervousness to zero. Will it help? I don't know. Come on, lets face it, tomorrow is the release of the results. It is going to happen. Nothing will change it from not happening. I know I can't sleep tonight. Therefore, I had already charged my handphone battery, all prepare to chat till tomorrow morning. Any takers?

I just went to buy the temporary black dye for my hair coz as you know, it's hard to take the results in tinned hair. However I don't know how to use. Should the hair be wet or dry when applying? And omfg! My uniform! I must get it iron. Will I still be able to fit into it? My school shoe throw away liao a not? My school tie missing liao is it? Now I think I have panick attack liao. Ambulance, please on stand by!

NIC is just a KID
Nic is just a KID. His friends felt that he is just a KID. Nic is just a KID. His friends felt that he is just a KID. Nic is just a KID. His friends felt that he is just a KID. Nic is just a KID. His friends felt that he is just a KID. Nic is just a KID. His friends felt that he is just a KID. Nic is just a KID. His friends felt that he is just a KID. Nic is just a KID. His friends felt that he is just a KID. Nic is just a KID. His friends felt that he is just a KID.

His friends always take care of him when he goes out with them. They protect him from fans. They tell him what is right or wrong. They tell him to take life easily. They cheer him up. They always can't stop laughting at his jokes and stories. They have to know where he puts his things because he is so forgetful. They decide where to go when out with him. They always ask him out because he doesn't have a habit of asking people out. They need to bring this shopping king if they are going shopping for the best shopping advices and ideas. They need to finish the food that he can't finish. They need to make sure that he is with them because he gets lost easily.

Saw Jeanette Aw today at Orchard. She is wearing a short white flowery skirt. You may find her in many army guy's wardrobe but think again, she is a human after all. She walk until her leg open big big (like Celeste Chong) despite wearing a skirt. She is like those celebrities who don't care about their image behind the camera one, unlike Michelle Chia or maybe Fann Wong, who never fails to look gorgeous when in the public.

Today my friends and I share money to buy TOTO. Yes, we wanna join the s$10 million TOTO! We have to buy for today and for this friday one in one ticket in order to join this s$10 million TOTO. And guess what, with only one ticket, we spent the whole afternoon discussing on how to spend the S$10 million when we won. First we decided to share money to buy a pent-house condo where each of us have a room each and the master bedroom will be a KTV room for us. Next, we thought of going tour around Europe. Then we say we must donate to charity. I also thought of buying a condo in Orchard, hoping to be a neighbour of Fann Wong or Sun Ho. Ryan wanted to buy sport car. We were also telling ourselves that this and that nice things we saw in the shopping mall will be ours after today. We will be going to buy them all the next day after getting the $$$. We also decided that Ryan's dad, who is a security guard should accompany us all the way to Singapore Pools to get the $$$ to prevent people from robbing us! We were so engrossed into this topic man. I was even telling myself if I won, I wouldn't be so nervous about the O level results either. At 7pm, our hearts began to beat faster and faster until at 7.30pm, finally the release via sms......and we DIDN'T win. Not even 3 matching ones in a row. Haix! But......don't be so depressed yet! Still got Friday lor. No S$10 million at least got a few millions also good. Haha! Am keeping my fingers crossed now!

I was at North Buona Vista road (near Pasir Panjang) or (Haw Par Villa) the other day. This is where my mother bought her first home about 15 years ago.- a condo studio apartment. Suddenly, I thought to myself that it will really be great if I can stay at around that area. This part of Singapore is pretty quiet because it has no big roads. It is pretty greeny with trees and best thing, no HDB flats. This place is full of many different kinds of private homes like terrance and condominiums. However, it is not very accessible because only got a few bus services and the nearest mrt is Clementi and it takes about 20mins to reach there by bus. But this is what I like about it. You can't find much such peaceful and beautiful estate like here. With so many new built private homes here, I hope to be staying there in the near future.

NIC's Dynasty Warrior Freak
I finally broke record about an week ago in this game. No, I did not use my favourite charater, Zhen Ji but my self-created character, SUN. It was a tough and impressive fight all the way to Mission 24 where I lost out to Yuan Shao. I am so proud anyway! For a game idiot like me, being in the first on the ranking is like once in a decade. Anyway, I am all ready to buy Dynasty Warriors 5 Xtreme Legend version. I played HH's Dynasty Warriors 5 version and I don't think it's nice so I hope this special version that I am going to buy is going to be nice. I had done research and felt that I am going to like it because of the Extreme and Legend modes and also, you can created your handsome and beautiful characters.

Besides Dynasty Warriors, I am also strong in Dead or Alive and some racing ones like Grand Turismo and Need for Speed. Talking about PS, I am so pissed off at myself for using so much strength to play PS2 yesterday. The killer game is Athens Olympics where one can compete in all the sports like running and swimming. In order to win, we must press the X and O buttons very fast. At the end of the day, my skin on the finger came off and the whole hand is so so so unbearablely painful! I couldn't sleep the whole night just because of my hand. The moral of the story is that games idiot shouldn't act smart and play games which don't suit them. My hand is still so painful now.


Local singer Wayne Lin Jun Jie recently release his pictorial book which is totally different from the boy next door and clean-cut image that he had since his debut in showbuzz-->

According to a source, the pictorial book made him more manly and sexy. We should all applause for how daring he is to do that but sadly, I was looking at the newpaper the other day and most Singaporeans cannot really accept it. Is it because Singaporeans are not so open in their mindsets? If this is so then I felt it sad and disappointing. This is 2006 already, we should have an open society and people should not be conservative. I am sure Wayne Lin JJ and his company had made several serious discussions and meetings before deciding to do this. Although I am not his fan, I applause for his new image.

When you are in summer in let say Taiwan or Hongkong, people tend to wear very little to go out. And the best thing is everyone felt that it is quite normal. But being here, in a all summer weather, if we wear very little and go out, will we get stares or people pointing at us? If a guy wear singlet, people say he homosexual. If a lady wear skimpy or revealing clothes, people say she prostitute. Do you agree? Perhaps you can go and try this experiment to find out the answer.


Wayne Lin is not the only unlucky local celebrity to get critics regarding this issue. Back in 2003, international singer Sun Ho was criticised by the local press for wearing a skimpy and revealing red Armani dress at the Hollywood Film Festival. The Taiwan press on the other hand, praised her for being the first Asian to be invited in the Hollywood Film Festival. Has it ever cross the minds of local press that she is actually doing Singapore proud? Sun was pretty alarmed by this incident and perhaps this could be the main reason of her having the image of a rock-chick these days.

Gong Xi Fai Cai
Koniciwa everyone! How is your new year? Mine is normal lor. You know, go this house go that house bai nian. It may be a little tiring but I am fine with it. It's the qi fen that I like. The new year qi fen! Chinese New Year is also gamble time! Wahaha! Blackjack and Mahjong is a MUST to play during CNY de.


First neoprint of 2006

Went to take neoprint with AK and RX after a joyous KTV session yesterday! Yes they are my KTV kakis. The neoprint machine was great and it had been a long long time since I last took neoprints. Anyway I would like to try the one with the automatic fan one in future. Then we went shopping. At a bubble tea stall in Bugis, we saw two transexuals! They are so ugly. They wear until so little and the worse thing is you know wat? They have big tummies! Haha, sounds like teletubbies hor. Anyway if you really wanna see pretty transexuals, you can go to Changi Village. There are so many there looking for "business". That time at Double O I also saw a few really nice de. Aw! How I wish I am in Bangkok now. I not into them but just wanna see see ma.

At night, I went to Jian Yong house and play mahjong. This poor guy sprained his foot on the fourth day of CNY while ice-skating. See lah, eat and eat and eat, then so fat go ice-skate cannot balance liao lah....oops, just joking lah. The game is great because I always win. We started at about 11pm till about 4.30am. We couldn't finish the "bei" coz I dao zen and dao zen and dao zen for almost an hour. I don't think I am good at mahjong but it's because I lucky bah. Perhaps I was wearing RED underwear leh??!!

Today went AK house to play blackjack. Khaiboon and Koh Kiat are the big winners. Both AK and RX lose pretty much. Aiyo, I suspect both Khaiboon and Koh Kiat wear RED underwear! Heehee no lah, they really very lucky. We play small small $1 only they ended winning so much.

Some chalet pictures taken about a month ago from Ziyi (currently working in wats-in West Mall), for those classmates who haven't receive, do upload from here>


Kenneth sleeping soundly while Qikai is awoken by that girl


A group photo during the midnight cycling


You want any chickens???


Stef, who ate raw (uncooked) sausages that day posing with the chickens


Excited fan aka blur sotong Ziyi takes a pic with her idol


Looking tired after few hours of cycling to Changi Village, all people settle down for supper


Ziyi in her swim-wear...girl, it's not the right time to get sexy naughty bitchy